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Viva La France.

My store is amazon so no not really and also this is better than sticking your foot in the same Condom shoe as nine other guys.

Didn’t French glory fall like five times last year and is now in the control of violent Islamic extremists?

I think for once in my life I have to take the sexy nude women over the violent military man, sorry guys guys i failed NNN.

Damn, now I wish I would’ve bought one of those gently used hot dogs.

Wonderful, you truly are an enlightened being.

Now we just guess and if we’re wrong we have our slaves in India make us new ones repeat until we realize the brand doesn’t make shoes that fit. try a new brand send them back because we had our heart set on the other ones so we just use one of our other 50 pairs, glad we moved past that archaic machine.

Can’t think of anything.

What about shmi?

Who?

Anakin’s mother?

Oh, her… She was more of a one nighter.

No, because that probably had a lot to do with why Anakin turned into Darth Vader.

Oh, what? No he was destined to do that, something, something balance.

Don’t worry it’s all a part of my plan, and I know what you’re thinking “you must be pretty fucked up to think up this Machiavellian hell-scape” but no the funny thing is im god so anything I do is defacto good so anyone who disagrees with me deserves to burn in hell for an eternity, understand? No? Of course not and that’s why you deserve to go to hell.

I knew this guy who knows a thing or two about knowing what I don’t know.

So what an ied or something?

Those are some extremely interesting candles, you know despite everything everyone has ever yold me I suddenly feel the urge to buy those exact candles.

I’ve never been asked but I probably will refuse, thanks for the advice anyway.

Ugh, this is the exact thing Nietzsche was talking about.

That’s not true, you said there was a creepy guy on the bus the one time i rode with you, I never saw him but that’s what you said.

Guess again.

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every civilization that invented bread also invented toast, the reason is it is a form of preservative believe it or not dry toast is better than dry bread.

Obviously I shouldn’t or I would already have known to do that.

Not me, I’ve fundamentally proven all possible aspects of my life and know all that I believe is entirely objectively, ontologically, metaphysically, epistemologically, and logically True.

I also happened to understand the absolute nature of Ethics but that’s besides the point.