This is actually a myth, it’s true that the Crock, snake, insect, jellyfish etc will heal you on sight but some indigenous koala bears and wallabies can actually take down a pack of wild anti-stralian hamsters.

Just mix some hydrochloric acid with ~100% hydrogen peroxide, shouldn’t take much.

Because you only go to the post office if it’s a life or death scenario and maybe not even then, those scenarios tend to get complicated and then you have some schmuck who thinks they need to go just to mail a package.

Na, just the outside is cooked just like in steak.

I prefer mine well done

(Peanut butter flavored jelly belly)

Grape jelly is made of grapes …

He said rare not raw.

My first diagnosis is he’s got hypothermia, second he is missing is epidermis.

This is a protocol, you can’t memorize the reason behind every protocol you can only incorporate it into routine otherwise you would have to memorize a set of encyclopedias that shifts like aand on a desert.

Developers: you can’t use unused Unicode to represent photos, such a simple string of Data could be interpreted an infinite different ways If there isn’t unity.

Marketing team: bah humbug, what’s the worst thing that could happen…

Just get a small enough ruler either you’ll measure the shoreline and disprove calculus or you’ll solve quantum physics.

POV ASMR… Let that sink in for a moment.

Na, you have to cross a critical threshold or you go to jail see Epstein files for details.

Couldn’t she require the dog to get executed if she’s a real bitch, from the sound of it she is.

Hi this is your doctor im making a courtesy call to follow up on your impotence issues, have you been Cumming lately?

Damn, women that bad huh?

POOR PEOPLE ARE UNETHICAL IF THEY HAVE CHILDREN!!

Please debate my true position in the comments.

That’s another thing the Gym bros absolutely should be eating the protein, even in excess.

when your body is growing muscle it needs to know it has a readily available supply of protein, the body won’t grow muscle if it thinks it cannot get enough resources to grow it.

and the extra protein isn’t simply pissed out it is burned for energy, the exact type of energy you need for lifting weights unlike carbs that take time to digest and build muscle while you sleep the extra protein goes into the energy you need for lifting the weights.

Technically the drivers license is a field sobriety test, you have to be at least drunk enough to operate a motor vehicle under the influence before you can buy alcohol, they sometimes have you breath in an exhaust pipe if they think you are really sober.