Magical!

Aren’t bikes mass produced? Like it could be anyone’s.

That’s nice and all but we could never pave that mountain, could we just Cover it in garbage?

Can I introduce you to my best friend Jesus

Nope

Hernandez?

Wow dude, just wow …

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I want you to put a rod in my hole

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So paper towels?

The answer is incest and willful ignorance.

Shit like this is why I could never be a cat person.

Less ads though.

Actually science has proven that so you take in all knowledge throughout your entire life and the moment you are introduced a fact you will instantly change your mind on all related information.

Probably does, it kills everything else, if you put a single cancer cell in it, it will die, of course you would have to kill the rest of the body first since cancer reproduces faster than the rest of the cells.

I’m fairly certain that’s how Dick Cheney died

Interesting.

True, if you believe you can survive the border guard shooting at you you don’t need any money at all.

Unlike the rest in of your entire life, your usually a mess Like so much so I genuinely think you forgot to do your hair today and that is why it is better, you are actively making the situation worse.

Well obviously I do but I’m not a giraffe.

Why would the giraffe have a 6 foot torso?

*Prevent unseemly bulges

That’s a bug not a feature.

I mean it is, clothes to wear under your clothes that makes you more indecent while wearing them than not They should be called adult diapers because they only serve to soak up urine and shit stains.

How do you generally Gangbang / Masterbate?