This comment is firing on all cylinders

I can get on board with that one. I love the texture of leftover pizza straight from the fridge.

If it were me I think it would drive me insane. Just constant doubt about whether I’m dead or not. Or perhaps jumped universes.

It doesn’t always have to cost to go out and have fun. Some of my most cherished fun times have been in a park, a free museum and on bike rides.

No, I’ve got a guy who can easily get me that kind of stuff. Semicolons, demicolons, tax-free umlauts, sawed-off em dashes. It’s all available for a paltry sum, just don’t ask him how he gets his stuff.

Ok, and I have a wet/dry shop vac. What’s your point?

I have this user tagged as toxic as of a few months ago. They’re one of about five I’ve tagged so as to know to expect a firehose of bullshit. I also have cool people tagged, but that list is much longer :)

The ginger diaspora might never recover from this

… What?..

we feel safer around humans than in the ocean with a shark

Speak for yourself!

Looks over shoulder

Whispers: “numpty”

Runs away

And you’re the machine

Me to

@[email protected] verdict?

Free mulch

Getting the blood to come out is the hardest part! You know what to do next!

I can only assume, with federation, that a deletion takes time to propagate out everywhere. If my comment ends up in someone’s inbox, yeah, the damage is done there. Deletion is somewhat of a last resort, so I’ve really only done it a handful of times.

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