I prefer this quote

It’s ground truth structure data guided

Nobody knows what it means, but it’s provocative

What do people without smartphones (like the elderly) do?

With the Steam Input button remapping, isn’t everything?

Openbsdm or Freebsdm though?

Is this before or after you bring out the trackball?

Lutris is GPL-licenced, so isn’t it the opposite of stealing?

You don’t like Zelda games lol. Botw isn’t much of a Zelda game so it stands to reason you’d like it.

Haha maybe it’s as simple as that!

The recent Link’s Awakening remake was pretty well received, reckon they’ll keep making both classic and botw-style Zelda games in the way games like castlevania do?

Did we play the same game? BotW was the first Zelda game that I actually enjoyed!

As a die hard Zelda fan

I guess this is it, it’s quite a different game to all the others, and people like different things.

I will offer counters to all your points though:

• The story is “Ganon’s doing bad, stop him”, same as most of the others
• What about all the NPCs in all the towns?
• There are 120 shrines, 4 temples, and a big final zone, how’s that no dungeons?
• The music was great
• Aren’t there enough different enemies to fill up that huge photo album?
• The exploration was the most fun! Finding all the shines and secret seeds was great (clearly collectathons are my thing and not yours!), and the weapons breaking didn’t really seem like an issue after a while.

I didn’t read the article

What article? Isn’t this just an image post?

Incredible effort from the dolphin team (as usual!)

Login-walled. Can you not even watch youtube videos without signing in now?

Don’t let me tempt you with [email protected]!

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

Have a search for “universal pokémon randomiser” (there are apparently loads of different forks of it now), it’s main feature is to randomise which pokémon you encounter, their types, moves, etc, but you could skip that and just set “change trade evolutions” and “catch em all mode” to get exactly what you want. I would recommend playing it randomised though!

In this video game, despite the random allocation of individual digital content from the Packs, the human player can use their own skills to control the course of the game with a probability suitable for success, thus establishing a rational expectation of winning

A game of poker or even blackjack requires skill, so I guess that means it’s not gambling?

Given how extreme a normal re-entry is in a purpose-built spacecraft I can’t imagine how hardcore you’d have to be to evacuate your ship and fall back to earth in a plastic bag filled with foam

Some of them still are! I played some Golf With Your Friends recently, that has the classic hot seat experience. The Jackbox games are different but also good for a party.

There must be a “the virgin Mr Robot hacker vs the chad Kung Fury hackerman” comparison out there somewhere

It’s the opposite for me. Using a modern browser is a real struggle, but running old games, watching DVDs and listening to MP3s? As good as ever!