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Journey apparently only has one original member left. I mention them because I remember them having a lot of turnover.

Splurging on a $4.99 chicken? My God, these people live on another planet.

This is stupid enough, but for a moment there I thought he was going to question the germ theory of disease, which would be even worse.

“…might be taxed more.”

Or taxed at all. If I dodged taxes the way these billionaire buttholes do, they would have already buried me UNDER the jail.

• Head of QC for O-Ring production, NASA, Jan 1983 - Oct 1986

I think you mean you worked for Morton Thiokol if you were in QC. I know, because I was in rocket component procurement at NASA around the same time, and I remember the contract very well for… reasons…

Did you ever see Doogie Howser, M.D.? I’m like that, except for middle management, and a lot younger. Got my MBA when I was still living in my parents.

I picture a lady named Marge wearing Mom jeans and a sweater vest with an accent like the characters in Fargo.

Like the Lannisters, but even dumber than Cersei in the books.