I imagine with all that accumulated grime the mustache collapses into a sticky mess by itself

Every mask I’ve worn during covid had gaps all around as well

So that’s how one gets delivered from evil

Imagine if Hafþór Björnsson was Full Þór Björnsson

He looks like he’s about to bark at the moon in person

So you mean like the political climate, or climate climate?

Either way it’s a system designed for pen and paper, which inevitably imposes some limits compared to something custom tailored for a video game format from the get go.

Or better yet, get another kid to do the same and sprint towards each other at full speed, and bounce off each other real hard, immediately slamming to the ground, and both go home with concussions.

“Hey, at least my ball and chain are made of gold!”