The context is, people around the world stick these (googly eyes) onto things to make them look ‘alive’.
The glue is usually weak, so they can be removed easily, making this more of a comedic form of vandalism rather than destructive vandalism.

It has nothing to do with the horrible shit happening in the USA.

You seem a little lost, my friend

Most public companies and governments focus entirely on short term wins with zero consideration for the future.
Microslop is no different.

Better performance and new exclusives.

I’m waiting until they get cheap on the second-hand markets before even considering buying one.

All but the steamdeck, because there’s no console exclusives any more and the switch can be emulated?

I’d volunteer to help build robots that do it for us.

Nah the dad was too strong to be brainwashed by the babysitter’s sexual deviance. But those poor baby sperm overhead everything and became infected with the gay.