At one time, a local parish sent me an e-mail admonishing me to make hay.
I was tempted to at least insult them, but failed to bother and didn’t even reply. I only mow down the plants which cause me allergy in late summer (Artemisia vulgaris).
Later, certain people got pushed out of the parish self-government and they sent me a letter that said I had a protected area for bats.
I was tempted to remind them that if I had made hay every summer, there would not be trees growing here, and bats would be elsewhere. However, knowing that the idiot who wanted everyone to make hay was already terrorizing people in another parish - I again failed to reply. :)
At one time, a local parish sent me an e-mail admonishing me to make hay.
I was tempted to at least insult them, but failed to bother and didn’t even reply. I only mow down the plants which cause me allergy in late summer (Artemisia vulgaris).
Later, certain people got pushed out of the parish self-government and they sent me a letter that said I had a protected area for bats.
I was tempted to remind them that if I had made hay every summer, there would not be trees growing here, and bats would be elsewhere. However, knowing that the idiot who wanted everyone to make hay was already terrorizing people in another parish - I again failed to reply. :)