Played an old LoTR game for the SNES that was so full of bugs, it actually held my interest longer than it should have because I was curious whether the game could even be completed.

That’s usually all it takes.

What’s wrong with a good ol’ fashioned wafflestomp?

Rice pudding in my house

The “An” in AnCap stands for “Annoying”

“Be the cause for a cryptid entry on Wikipedia” is something I didn’t realize was on my bucket list until now

This tracks. Some people only have a basic proficiency, following simple combinations and predictable transmutations, while experts create delicious substances otherwise unknown to man.

Combining plants, flesh, and various precious minerals into something edible is magic.

Based on your post history, you desperately need to seek therapy. A therapist can help you work through this better than anyone on the internet.

How far apart are the TVs?

If it’s cheaper and/or easier to run ethernet between the TVs, you can use HDMI-over-ethernet extenders (like this one). Fewer PCs/SBCs to manage that way.

I know it’s impolite to stare, but damn

My dad once had a flight west that took off just before sunset. Apparently took well over an hour for the sun to fully set. Not quite perpetual, but the stretching of dusk was apparently pretty weird.

Shit, do I check separately for each account, or should I change all of them just to be safe?

As you indicated, this isn’t an unpopular opinion in the wider world. There are records outside of Christian scripture that mention Jesus. No legitimate historians doubt that he existed.