Speak for yourself while I go boof some jalapeños

If you can throw a bear into a lake can I be next?

Isn’t that like… exactly on brand for the american politicians the meme is supposed to be representing?

Actually, someone’s been shitting in my basement toilet and not flushing it… Every so often when I go down there I see a big turd. I live alone and don’t use the basement bathroom though. I’ll attach a pic the next time it happens as proof.