Smort butt plug posts to X when it gets pushed out, every day at 0600. Smort diaper wakes up our boi when ejected poo is staying too long inside.

Oh, I thought he was Fully Self Drugged chap.

Amazing. People may or may not like your work but no one will ever be able to say it’s not original.

Amazing. People may or may not like your work but no one will ever be able to say it’s not original.

Plot twist: Patrick Stewart is your grandfather.

Nixon wasn’t 10% of the crook donald is, and that’s putting it mildly.

Rumour has it that Donald doesn’t change very often and given the looks on the surrounding faeces, sorry faces, I do believe this to be fact.

So… did Dahmer wear more or less fewer diapers? Inconclusive.

Funny you sayvthis, Altman’s other scam is World Orb - a creepy and actually useless “biometric scanner” that is a crypto scam under the hood.

Too bad so sad

To each their own, but okay here ya go

Hmm dee🅱️ fried memes

The DS9-Coneheads crossover was absolute cinema

daba dee daba da

Trump1, Trump2, Trump3 etc

I will say, it takes a lot of spine to step into the ring. Of course, afterwards you will have 2 halves of a spine left but no one can ever call you a coward.

Why is Bluey all purply?

I am in this picture and I don’t like it.