I’ll be willing to compromise on Super Fetch Intelligence

The mental health needs of one outweighs the furious typing of the many.

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Lenny can be automated

Trump says a lot of vile shit. Adding adverbs doesn’t make it more newsworthy. Stop giving this buffoon media space.

Whoever comes up with some unicode magic to mirror it for the next bar wins

Foo Fighters - Learn to Fly

I do not, but I did pull that picture off an ad for the exact type of plates my cats eat from

For the wet food, yes. And it just so happens that it’s not a bowl either: My cats happen to eat from these fancy desert plates we have but never use:

They’re low enough for them to easily access the food, they’re perfectly sized for the amount they eat, and they clean up nicely in the dishwasher at the end of the day.

The dry food bowl, on the other hand, is a basic metal bowl. They clean it well themselves.

My previous employer had it, but changed to a receipt based system instead. My guess is that they’re gambling on some not bothering with handing in miniscule amounts worth of paperwork.

I got poached by my current employer. I was looking for excuse to turn them down, so I responded with a list of demands, and they said yes to everything. The demands were mostly reasonable, with a couple of hilights. Off the top of my head:

• 40% pay increase
• Any flight over 4 hours will be business class if available
• I don’t hand in meal receipts for travel days. Flat sum per day no matter what. Cuts down on the paperwork.

Depends a lot how you interpret “great”. My personal favorites are, without picking a winner:
Singapore, Kuala Lumpur, Edinburgh, Brno

Been there. It’s hard to pick a “greatest” city, but Singapore is definitely up there. Amazing place.

He’s already annoyed by humans referencing eating pussy

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I actually like Mondays. I work from home, and that’s when I get to have the house by myself.

TSA are as alert as their paycheck dictates. I told both TSA and CBP that I was attending a meeting for three weeks, so my tourist visa was fine. It was an obvious lie, and they obviously didn’t care. (It was before I got my C1/D).

“Business and meetings” is the magic phrase for when you haven’t gotten around to sorting out a work visa before hand. Take away their chair or any other source of work place comfort, and chances are they’ll care even less.

A clown with bangs… how do you like my haircut? And does this nose make my nose look big?

Sounds like something shoutcast can do.

Remember the time before apple acted as if they invented audio streaming and built a walled garden of podcasts? We had shoutcasts long before podcasts.

I vaguely recall enough to confirm it. Yeah, that didn’t age well. “Men can’t be raped, bro”