It felt off to me too and I think I’ve finally pinned it down. It’s not rambling enough. It’s unhinged, sure, but fairly concise and stays on topic. This would usually be a full paragraph that wanders off into the weeds to yell about how much better than Biden he is for a line or two.

Also I agree with you, I don’t think he would correctly use an apostrophe in the word " fuckin’ " like that.

I know this is beside the point but jesus, the UI for trying to turn off cookies on that site is utter dogshit.

Honestly I usually just keep an eye on threads like this when I know he’s doing an address juuuuust in case he drops dead in the middle of one someday.

I wonder if the MAGA chuds will insist it’s an elaborate April Fool’s prank if he finally strokes out on air.

Drag a shelf right into the entryway so it’s impossible to miss but also not really in either section, put the 100 books on it, and label it “BOOKS THE BOARD DOESN’T WANT YOU KIDS TO READ”.

If he replaces any more words with his own name I think he can technically be considered a Pokémon.

Nice marmot.

Maybe he finally pooped on the big boy potty

Quite possibly both in the same sentence

Yeah, I’m not religious but I know enough to know “don’t be a dick to immigrants/foreigners/travelers” is arguably one of the most consistent messages in the Bible and they’ve definitely pretty well screwed the pooch on that one.

Fellas, is it gay if it’s a La-Z-Boy?

He was downplaying gun violence using a racist dogwhistle whilst standing under a giant ‘prove me wrong’ banner when he was shot with a bullet that had ‘owo what’s this’ written on it fired by a lily white Mormon cop’s kid.

Immediately after being cursed by a bunch of etsy witches for a jezebel article.

AI is pretty consistently bad at small background text and expressive hand gestures and this image has quite a lot of both.

The box in the first panel is a good example. The text “caution: irrelevant prop” written on it becomes clearer when you zoom in; for things like that, AI usually makes sort of a word shaped tangle that turns to mush when you zoom in.

Occams razor: the simplest explanation is probably the correct one

Hanlon’s razor: do not attribute to malice what could be equally well atributed to stupidity

Trump’s razor: when dealing with these assholes, the explanation that is both malicious AND stupid is probably the correct one

You can now spot undercover agents by listening for their entrance music.

And proudly stupid

This just sounds like he purposely ordered his like 6 sizes bigger than everyone else’s and is flopping about in some Sideshow Bob ass monstrosities just to try and convince everyone he has a big dick.

He was great in The Shining

Honestly damn thing probably isn’t even built to code.

It’s just sparkling genocide