MedicsOfAnarchy

Wait a minute, hear me out: What if - and I’m just spitballing here - what if Melania wanted to be on that panel? What would have to happen?

Why stop at that event? What about the classrooms that teach about “the war of Northern aggression”, or any of the other slanted views of history?

As opposed to the meticulous and detail-oriented training the previous recruits have excelled in demonstrating?

Seriously, up til now their training might have been: “If they have a face, aim for that place; Exercising their rights? That’s reason for fights.”

Given that most law enforcement stories lately (/s) are completely divorced from reality and fall apart with video evidence, I’d like to see the body cam of this. Now all we have to do is wait for the AI to generate some video that matches the report…

But Carr told reporters that the FCC was simply enforcing the rules on the books. “If you have a legally qualified candidate on, you have to give comparable air time to all other legally qualified candidates, and we’re going to apply that law,” he said.

This is interesting - the rules are for “equal time” but not “Equal time to answer the same interview questions”, which would be fun although we’ve seen how some folk can’t answer questions (cough Pam Bondi cough).

I wonder if the same rules should apply for advertising, since those are going out over networks? If a Grand Old Pedophile gets a 1-minute ad, should the network give a 1-minute space to an opponent?

Edit: Yeah, the rule says they gotta offer time “at the same rate”. That seems fair, I guess. As long as we’re still buying elections.

And they know exactly who is promoting this “fake news”, so stop it. /s

Perhaps it has something to do with trains, buses, and ships being operated/driven by others? You also board an aircraft, a ferry (okay, that’s a ship, but still), hot-air balloons…

So far, everything he’s done is reversible.

Stealing all our money? Take it back. Liquidate that asshole (or his possessions);

Executive orders? Executive order to nullify/remove/cancel them;

Beefing up ICE? Reduce it

Except the pedophilia of course. That can’t be undone, but nothing the legal system can’t handle. There are so many others though, someone should invent the Electric Bench.

All we have to do is get someone with half a brain in that office. This is all fixable. But the sooner, the better.

Epstein Files, you say?

Protestors are advised to carry brown paper bags - he’ll take them and shake them. If money falls out, protestors win.

Federal officials say the cards are unauthorized and now the subject of an investigation.

So anything not the subject of an investigation is therefore authorized? Like shooting soccer moms in the face and ICU nurses just because? Asking for an armed, pissed-off friend.

Waiting for them to all take the Revolver Taste Test Challenge.

Sooo, I can commit a major crime and steal millions of dollars and then “self-deport” to a tropical island with no extradition treaty?

This used to be called “getting away”.

First rule of Pyramid Scheme: Never admit to Pyramid Scheme.

Second rule of Pyramid Scheme: Never admit to Pyramid Scheme.

For absent munching, Mini Wheats, frosted or not. Chex cereal, any variety. Pop tarts.

Sometimes it seems, “anything that moves slower than you”. The cat knows what I’m talking about.

So, is the Star Tribune stating that since he was dragged along previously, he panicked and fired this time? Or that he reported a while back being dragged along, so that charge might be bullshit too?

“You guys pay bills?”

Is it, “United Health and Epstein Files Corporation”? Because that shit seems to be okay.

“Pull down your slipcovers… no, slowly. Thaaat’s it.”