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At a press conference on Tuesday, Bruley said he opposed abolishing ICE but disagreed with how federal officers were carrying out immigration enforcement.

Dumbass

sammich! and then he shot a sandwich at him

Jackasses.

Can’t decide what side of your mouth to talk out of? Take a razor blade and cut your fucking face open, ear to ear. Problem solved.

…yes

Sounds exciting, but no, I did not hear about this.

Would you rather…

• 6-month boat ride to the Holy Land (you believe in it and it’s real),

OR

• 5-month plane ride to the 43rd Annual Corporate Circlejerk

We have no meaningful leadership. The only mass actions I hear about are standing on streets holding signs, and “economic blackouts” that are short, distant, and ineffectual.

ffs the dems shut down the govt and i was like “oh cool cuz fascism right?” and they were “nah jk actually cuz healthcare!” and then rapidly caved with no concessions.

We need a Mamdani to say “if you can afford to skip work, please do so, and don’t go back until the madness stops”.

air-fried meme

fucking fuck you

(glares intensely)

how do you ask someone to change their whole identity like that

It’s just full-on propaganda now isn’t it

Mine are stuck, can you help me 👉 👈

It’s a community pool. It was only a matter of time before some rich asshole complained about it not accommodating their superyacht.

I’m gonna start leaving shopping carts in parking spaces.

(sobs antidepressantedly)

"You know what, white people? We’ve seen enough. It’s time to leave. Get going.

What do you mean you weren’t personally involved? I’ve seen what your kind are capable of. Leave now, or we will take you out ourselves."