Set phone down on dresser

Enter closet

Exit closet

Phone has vanished, never to be seen again

Believe it or not, straight to jail

If I had a dollar for every time a neuroscience undergraduate student took my job, sold me drugs, and raped me I’d have at least five bucks

I can confidently state that the folks looking to GTFO of the US aren’t going to be anti-union.

I’m with you dude, this is a conspiracy

per te amico

Never. They like it.

Still a better choice than the demented toddler, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

This is a self-contradictory statement

Dude doesn’t even know his own name, are we sure about that?