Not a newt

Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu6C2KL_S9o

No self respecting Canadian is going to drive around with a road hazard on their roof. Unless they’re from Brampton.

Not disagreeing on that, my comment was more about configuration options. After 4.4 they started removing so much QoL stuff under the excuse of simplicity: the indicator LED, several volume controls, the headphone jack, made gesture controls default, etc.

Agreed. 4.4 was the pinnacle of user-configurable Android. after that they started removing features and locking things down.

They just switch the locale to Australia.

This 15 year old post on AskUbuntu explains the differences between those keys, and their historical background: https://askubuntu.com/questions/19558/what-are-the-meta-super-and-hyper-keys

You are reading it wrong. You are assuming that the bottom row represents seconds, but each column represents a digit, hh:mm:ss.