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Obligatory warning that although this particular one isn’t, most of the stripes in Oglaf, while still as funny and smart as this one if not more, tend to also be somewhat raunchy and not safe for work, so if you’re in an environment where cartoon genitals might offend you might want to wait until you’re elsewhere before you partake.

Blood is an almost perfect substitute for eggs.

You can even make blood meringues.

This guy doesn’t even know how to breathe without doing something illegal, does he…?

Isn’t Queen also a billionaire CEO…?

Disorientated is the proper word in English, disoriented is the American misspelling.

Well, they certainly helped keep our granaries pest-free.

(Also, when people started killing cats instead of rats it probably had quite negative consequences for civilization… though, to be fair, the black death probably set the right circumstances for the rise of the middle class, and the renaissance… so lose some win some, I suppose.)

Fuck birds. They should have gone extinct 65 million years ago with the rest of the dinosaurs. This is the age of mammals. They had almost 200 million years (plus 65 million freeloading after their time was up), that should be way more than enough. Let the cats have their fun.