I have gone through 2 batteries and a usb port instead of three phones

This looks like the least interesting game for me

i tell them i use a 100 hour clock. Day starts at 0 at ends at 100. They see how much better it is and they have an existential crisis. And then everyone clapped

you mean like nix-shell -p tldr ?

If you can handle nix why bother with other distros