Remember people of Maine. You have the right for self defence. Don’t forget to use it.

Clarke’s three laws, referring to Arthur C. Clarke.

The laws are:

• When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
• The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
• Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarke's_three_laws

I’d rather throw caltrops

That’s not an app. That’s a cat.

That actually speaks about the dangers of alcohol more than the safety of cocaine. Alcohol is one of the hard drugs if we compare the danger

Entire fucking internet

I’m happy if I live long enough to see the Great War of 2077

Holy shit 400 email per week on lowest tier. One would have to write 10 emails per hour so you would be writing nothing but email all the time

I like self hosting so I set up my swap space on multiple floppy drives. All I have to do is swap disks when my machine requests.

Better GPL than ads

Your obviously is only a convention and not everyone agree with that. Not even all peogramming languages or calculators.

If you wanted obviously, it would have to have different order or parentheses or both. Of course everything in math is convention but I mean more obvious.

2+2*4 is obvious with PEDMAS, but hardy obvious to common people

2+(2*4) is more obvious to common people

2*4+2 is even more obvious to people not good with math. I would say this is the preferred form.

(2*4)+2 doesn’t really add more to it, it just emphasises it more, but unnecessarily.