If you eat late, i suggest you don’t.

It’s political because cowboys exploit cows.

No need to imagine. It hurts like hell for a while, then you forget they even exist.

That’s an easy one. They did a stint at a British museum for a century or so.

Depends on the studio, the movie, the budget, the people in charge being knowledgeable enough and the Egyptian music itself.

Hmm…

If you don’t have diabetes, you’re about to. Also, you should check your pancreas just in case.

As I understand it, mosquitoes love those with sugary issues and can be used as “sniffers” for those predisposed to diabetes.

As for the pancreas, it’s always a good idea to keep current with its situation as it likes to suffer in silence and only airs its troubles once it’s too late.

Nightshade doing nightshade things.

Anyone remember which country had an inflation so bad, it issued trillion dollar bills useful only as toilet paper?

Homework was a reinforcement exercise meant to turn the short term memory of what you learned that day into long term memory which could be remembered for years to come.

Sorry, those come with the plus premium subscription.

Loincloths never went away.

Call ICE. They have zero legal restrictions.

That’s silly. If professionals can’t subdue a person completely out of control, you can’t expect a layman to do it instead.

I would think it’s usually by family members of the patients, but to be a patient in the hospital, your body is no longer obeying regular functions, so the unexpected becomes the norm.

All aggressive authoritarian regimes are bad and we should support none of them. The only reasonable side is against all of them.

That’s not right. If anything, the problem would be that they support aggressive authoritarian regimes or that they’re more anti-west than communist.

Pinnacle of modern literary education, turning a sentence into a short novel.

2 options:

• Moisturize. Healthy skin, healthy life.

• pick up farming. Toiling in the dirt, baked by the sun will have the skin too cooked to show veins beneath.

Yeah, it really depends on the dogs’ own experiences with humans. Can’t really blame them for living the only way they learned how to.

Me, after being chased by a pack of wild dogs frothing at the mouth for 15 minutes: I feel better already.

You sure it’s not the cardio which does all the heavy lifting?