His voters do find him relatable…

Because it hurts more

Hurt at the implication that Linux is not quality

If you give a mouse a cookie…

You are not

The new Jurassic Park is gonna be wild

Your future self will say “that’s nine words” =]

It’s shit like this that makes me question that “psychopaths aren’t real” article

We just think there are because so many people act like psychopaths

Thanks, I slipped into a timeline without ears

But you love being gaslit

Very feminist

But Doctor, I am princess!

I think you got the extra year just for signing in with an MS account

I had no idea Apple was so desperate for money

FaptivityPub

Oh sure, this is the turning point

Give me back my super-toast!

Is this the chart those two doctors were arguing about?

I don’t even know what’s on that one page