It’s gonna be a very classy affaaaiirrr.

Sure, the lows aren’t that difficult to explain. How about the peaks though.

Well not every headline

Why are their shares fluctuating so wildly though? This quarter may be the worst since 2008; but 3 quarters ago was their best result since <off the charts>

… the crossbar of the “H” should be slightly north of the equator, so to speak, thus aligning with the center arm of the “E.”

As also seen in the picture.

The footnote on the page says they want to revive the original content, but need to find/buy it from the content’s copyright owner first.

US also puts the signature of the Secretary of Treasury on it. This was Jacob Lew’s:

You’re forgetting those MikroHick routers from Bumfuck, Alabama. They route all packages to “go back to their own country”.

Big “Can u get pregante” vibes.

I wonder why they didn’t also remove the ‘Edward Penis-hands’ while they were at it.

*deprecated

I’m inclined to say slavery is covered by both private companies (outsourcing forced labour to ‘less naggy’ countries) as well as government entities (with that super convenient exception clause to the 13th amendment)

I don’t think he has the range for it.

Can’t talk about fight club if you don’t remember fight club.

Respect is earned, not given.

Kinda weird.

So you install software you already hate first chance you get to new PCs?

Kinda weird you had ‘already hated’ software installed in the first place…

Jon Stewart had a good point about this: We saw how brazen they lied about something captured in HD from like 8 different angles. Imagine how they lie when there’s no immediate evidence to contradict them.

Oh shit it’s affecting lemmy too!