If you’re not using a bidet, or wetting up your toilet paper before wiping with it, that happens, anyway.

N’hot Dog?

During the very early years of a local fandom convention, there was a similar problem.

Then, one year, gift bags with toiletries were handed out.

The hint was taken, and the convention has smelled better ever since.

I remember essentially turning a BASIC prompt into a spinning, geometric rave decoration back in 5th grade, and thinking it was the coolest shit ever, but really… it was all about Math Blaster and The Oregon Trail in the years up to that point, and for several years later.

And yes, I’d go back in a heartbeat.

My power inverter would beg to differ.

Even Dr. King had disparaging words for people like that.

Does that babby hate its meat?

Rappers Flo Rida and Vanilla Ice are still expected to perform.

Some of my favorites include:

The Mysterious Cities of Gold

Spartakus and The Sun Beneath The Sea

ALF

Jayce and The Wheeled Warriors