Pretty sure if God needed that, He could make it happen without needing people to make donations.

Assuming He exists, of course.

You know. It’s starting to occur to me that God might be a dick.

Why is this a problem, Father?

Weren’t you going to tell the predator to report himself to the police as penance, anyway?

Do Christians not read their Bible?

Jesus’s condemnation of the death penalty is one of the best known stories in the Gospels.