insufferableninja

Not sure the US is the best place for this guy to get asylum

Artificial is the only type of intelligence available to them

Don’t throw your phone, throw your debate opponents

What is dead can never die

It’s spelled ridiculous though…

Where did you learn how much electricity the human body generates? And about the laws of thermodynamics? That’s right, inside the matrix. The machines are fucking liars, man

Now that’s something we can all enjoy

A black African American

I’m so fortunate that my wife and I lost our faith at more or less the same rate. Shit would have gotten messy otherwise

The yarmulke is a religious symbol, not an ethnic one. And since Mr Crustacean is wearing it on a date, and not just to temple, he is an orthodox jew. I should have said “atheist orthodox jews”, but I was concerned that the commenter wasn’t well educated enough to know what that meant.

But still listening to what the other person is saying, right? Right?

Shrimp man is clearly wearing a yarmulke. Must be one of those atheist jews we’ve been hearing so much about.

What, no lemon?

Tax evasion isn’t a real crime

Bro I thought it said Mitsubishi was buying Texas, at first

Is it Captain Trips finally?

If he’s a pascal’s wager guy, I hope he died in battle just in case the Norse are correct. And his deeds in life kept his heart lighter than a feather, in case the Egyptians got it right. Etc.

Penis bone, or baculum

Who, me?

That is technically correct, but immaterial from a practical standpoint. The party affiliation is per calendar year - when you vote in one party’s primary you are “registered” as that party for a year, so you can’t vote in the other parties’ primaries. So the primaries are nominally open unlike states with party affiliation on the registration, but practically there’s no difference from closed primaries.