You’re surprised that when you go into Elon Musks house you find Elon Musk? /j
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$ alias cat='meow' $ meow bash: meow: command not found $ cat bash: meow: command not found $ rm -rf / --no-preserve-root $ meow bash: meow: command not foundI’ve tried everything but nothing seems to work :(
bash: meow?: command not found
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•& they keep looking at u to monitor ur reaction😰
481·3 days agoChildhood cancer is probably a close second
There’s more than that, the real answer is “as many as Michael needs”

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•unironically what i asked the 2 guys traveling with me to do at Khe Ram
31·5 days agoWhat’s ligma?
Self destructive behaviours aren’t the same without that human touch, ai can never take that away from us
Me: Ahah this is a funny meme
Oh noes
Then i’m afraid it’s already too late, the damage is already done, your nub yubbing days are over 😞
Good tip, you should never yub your nub while agitated
You have to dilute the burger in water, then take a drop off that water and dilute it again, do that 50 times and then drink the resulting water
And as by a miracle, you will feel hydrated
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Political Memes@lemmy.world•Another day, another horror beyond our comprehension
73·9 days agoSure it’s sad that a coworker has just died in front of you, but you know what would be even worse than that?
Letting down the shareholders 😢
Whenever i see that kind of piercing my mind jumps straight to

Did jesus just say we should punish pedophiles?
Even jesus wasn’t safe from the woke mindvirus :(#PedophilesArePresidentsToo
you still have to disable secureboot though probably
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Uganda Special Ops Commander asks Turkey for $1 billion and a wifeEnglish
51·11 days agoi’ll be taking your smartest genius for a spouse
All of US’ smartest geniouses have long since migrated to better countries i’m afraid
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•There are 206 bones in the human body or 207 if your guts are long enough
4·13 days agoViagra and long enough, let’s bone





Check the post history to see part 1 and 2, if you get it after reading those then please explain it to me because i still don’t