It’s the European name for truck nuts

“I want to tell you something, but please bend over first”

Don’t ever message me again you piece of sh17.

You found the recipe? I’m still reading about how the recipe reminds them of warm summer evenings walking along the banks of the river, shortly after they adopted their rescue pup but before the birth of their first child. I’m sure the ingredients list will turn up soon.

This, but wife

Me personally? No.

The drones can remain airborne for about eight minutes on a single battery charge

1. Hear drone
2. Hide for 8 minutes
3. Drone evaded

This is the first I’m heading of this ‘Nord Loneliness Epidemic’

Praise the prophets! A new toilet has been revealed unto me!

[Everyone disliked that]

Weiner touching porcelain:
hot dog on a fancy plate ✅
sitting down to pee 🤢

A bit UK specific: this is Nigel Farage’s newest challenger in the Clacton by-election

Reply below with a ‘tut-tut’ to do your part for justice. Do it for America!

Tut-tut

Hey look, he’s doing that thing you all already knew he was doing!

I didn’t know the Louvre had a sofa

They tell you to stay put so that the bears don’t have to walk as far for their meal

🎶A cup full of purple drank
makes the shit go down
shit go down
makes the shit go down🎶

Is he claiming that he predates the Ford Model T?

Not a PETSCII keyboard?