Plant: develops high amounts of capsaicin to ward off predators
Humans: ooh, this would be great with chicken!
Plant: am I a joke to you?
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Cake day: June 10th, 2023
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4·3 days agoOoh, I thought of another awesome early 90s wild movie.
The Lawnmower Man
Honesty, it holds up pretty well. Definitely one I go back to every now and then.
Except he is the ghost now. Dude went full method. (/s just in case)
3·4 days ago“billionaire”
1·9 days agoThe more I think about it, instead of the credits, it should first be a bunch of slow mo views of Dude getting popped with the “oooo whatchya say” song à la O.C.
Hit it against a counter or table to crack the shell and then peel it. Just like you’re cracking an egg normally.
Sometimes can be helpful afterwards to run it water if there’s little shell bits still sticking to the egg.
28·11 days agoYou have to show ID. It doesn’t have to be a driver’s license. Many states, mine included, issue cards that are solely for identification and that’s it.
Ver is de money, Lebowski?
gunshots
roll credits
It is funny how 40 in the fall sees most folks bundling up with everything they have, and 40 the spring is shorts and sandals weather.
I don’t stop wearing shorts until it’s about 0F out or the wind is insane. Not to like shovel the driveway or anything being out for extended periods, but going out shopping or whatever is fine. Today was 0 with a -20 windchill and my Costco run was done in shorts, a sweatshirt, and a baseball cap.
77·15 days agoSurprised it’s that high of a number.
Hey Paul!
Try getting a reservation at Dorcia now you fucking stupid bastard! You fucking! Stupid! Bastard! Aaaahhhh!
lights cigar
He just got here. Traffic and all that.
I love that game, but AoE2 was better.
Archduke Franz Ferdinand
It’s life/work balance. My life comes first, always.
One of the best parenting decisions I’ve ever made. My Mom is still pissed, but at least she’s stopped giving my kids religious themed gifts and asking when we’re going to baptize them.
Cmon. It could be the other large manufacturer, Boein G.
Uh, I’ve had a financial advisor since my 20s…
Biggest thing is getting one that is a fiduciary.
I also take it you’re young, due to your snark, since retiring at 58 is a dream most will never see.
Seriously, how many people in their 50s do you directly know that are or have retired?