It’s mostly weed, but like, the cocktail is not for the faint of liver

In the brief two or three months I was both, I put a few Star Trek/Simpsons shitposts I saw here over there. They were very well received, y’all are hilarious.

My dude, why are you complaining about improvements. Pro EU is not Pro Moscow. That’s good. We all want to jump straight to a utopia, but they’re called utopías because they’re impossible.

I’m out on my bike running errands. Pretend I made a meme of Homer slapping bart in the back of the head and saying “see? That’s how you do it!” but Homer is Hungary and Bart is Statesia

I was in a non trinitarian cult that most of Christianity does not consider to be Christian, but they themselves use the name of Christ and read the Bible. I would prefer not to open that can of worms here because like, cults gonna cult and this is not the only cult I have been in (I currently worship the pagan god of convergent evolution and blasphemy, which I made up because it sounded fun)

this is why you don’t fuck around on the futures market

if you’ve ever had to drive a truckload of eggs to chicago, well, yeah.

if this is real and you’re having a bit of a panic, i can help you arrange a truck (but it will not be cheap, the truckers i work with are out of Fresno, CA). I’m not sure what you will do with the crude though. I would recommend finding a refinery to sell to.

we don’t have square kilometers in statesia. all ours are fat. check and mate

She goes by Suzy last i heard

the dude needs a good editor to work with him and remind him which of his ideas to toss out. like the nazi shit. we all need a good confidante and collaborator to help thwack us when we’re being idiots, and honestly when you don’t have one you can go off the deep end in one way or another (like stonetoss going nazi, like jo rowling turning terf, like me just being me) and your creative work really, really suffers because of it. Dude has legitimate skill as a comic artist and wastes it.

i’m referring to grok. i think i’m referring to grok, if there’s another one i don’t want to know about it.

:3
when i graduated high school (during Don’t Ask Don’t Tell), i started getting all the recruitment phone calls. i tried politely telling them no. no change. telling them i am medically ineligible for military service (true!) also did not stop the spam calls.

you know what did? I asked the marines recruiter “hey, i know you take men in your army, but did you have to be born that way?”

didn’t say anything, didn’t confess anything, just asked an uncomfortable question and he hung up on me. haven’t gotten a phone call from the military since.

oh i wish they were at least using that as a honeypot, but i’m not that naive anymore. almost that naive, but not quite.

i think i saw that kung fu movie

it’s very important that we not damage paul newman

i’m not using my name, i’m just picking from the list and Fuck Killer is quite possibly the worst name for a dangle i’ve ever heard.

there’s two kinds of people in this world jimmy. people with laser eyes, and people who dig.