We shouldn’t jump straight into violence, so how about after 5 minutes we’re allowed to beat them with anything from their cart, our cart, or the complementary whiffle ball bat?

“15 items or less” lanes should charge extra for going over. 0-20 no charge, 21+ = $1 per extra item (including the 16-20). That money goes towards whoever uses the register after you.

That Dave guy shouldn’t have a kid if he doesn’t give a shit if a light falls on them. The “you don’t parent my kid” thing is insane. If someone tells me my kid was in a danger zone, I’m moving my kid.

The church may have had previous problems with the guy bing a negligent ass, and finally told him to fuck off.

Hey, you. You’re finally awake.

Let’s mug 'em!