yaaay so the default is my 2030 smart toaster is gonna be on a botnet

NAT is a blessing protecting the consumer from neglegent manufacturers

Torch it. Torch it before its too late.

I’ve been in the cloud space so long that I’m like “vnc what the fuuuuck” while I dick about with cloudinit

The firewall is the security feature.

Mmm whole new class of bugs and vulns being introduced in one statement.

Now my 3d printer needs its firewall babysat. So does my smart fan. Excellent idea.

Homes and businesses should be islands.

Stop talking. Prompting isn’t working. I know, because I do it all day.

Everyone should just stop talking about it at this point and only look at the quality of their output. If you’re AI-assisted and your shit still sucks then that’s just you sucking shit.

It is a memetic virus that tells idiots that they’re special.

And it would appear its all being funded by the same people.

America is a terrorist nation and if you can’t see it… I dunno what to tell you, man.

therapist: the mimo spider can’t get you

the mimo spider:

When do we non-americans intervene in the american slide into fascism? They’ve stopped being our allies and are now just presenting as the terrorist nation it always was to the global south.

We need to acknowledge that they’re a terrorist nation and sanction accordingly.

Where are the dividends in that? Buy our new stick.

Are you sure its not a spaceship?

Yeah that one is fairly hideous. Why can’t they just use a product shot?

Nobody is gonna do all that.

I got banned for saying peter thiel should be turned into soup.

You must remember that these are people who don’t vary the size or colour of their money either.

They’re not clever people.

They’re actually badly secured android devices.

If that leach would die and stop sucking UK cities dry that’d be nice.

It is absolutely wild that people take a fuckin’ movie that seriously.

We’re very strange monkeys on a rock.

inertia, and management globally being unable to make a decision on its own, and wanting to outsource it.

yeah but thats a like… once, maybe twice task. I think I did it a second time after I swapped my Wifi module for a google coral.