I have always liked Owen Wilson’s acting but after meeting him I realized they he isn’t really acting in most of his movies, he is just delivering lines as himself. I still like his movies it was just kind of a neat realization.

A couple from a co-worker:

If you don’t have time to do it correctly now, what makes you think you will have time to fix it later.

Remember, you are not stuck in traffic, you are traffic.

And a couple from my grandmother:

Don’t study drunk, but if you do at least be a little tipsy when you take the test.

Don’t do anything to your car to make it stand it to the police.

I used to have a pre-filled salt grinder that said “freshly ground for fresher taste”. I always thought “you don’t understand how rocks work” whenever I would read it.

Kash Patel looks like he just threw up in his mouth.