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Taxpayer money going to the UFC, historic opportunity to waste a bunch of fucking money, assholes.

These dudes seriously seem to have zero clue about being a human being.

Thanks, they’re building one of these environmental nightmares near me and I don’t get it, but I don’t own a giant ass truck and eat brisket for lunch in my car so maybe I’m not the guy to ask.

Damn, I tried to like Pluto, they have a lot of great movies, but I can’t support that.

I know right? Of course as a kid that totally flew over my head, it was just a jam. It’s still a jam anyways haha.

And there are 10 series on Netflix about each one of them.

Who still eats at these chains nowadays? The quality of the food is absolute garbage for the money now.

Indeed, in the wise words of the Boys, Beastie: “You gotta fight… for your right… to partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy”.

If it’s good enough for Don I’m sure they’ll like it.

I’m sure everything is just as he left it after all this time. /s

Had to scroll all the way to the bottom, it’s disturbing how popular these games are.

The only thing you can really do for those people is give them a cup a fresh urine.

“I’ve lost the argument let’s move on.” classic Maher.

They should have to refund all the service charges, but of course this DOJ would never do anything good so there was never any hope to begin with.

Did they have a propensity for sleeping with their clients? Is that where we got the saying from? lol.

You can tell just by looking at some people that they are dishonest assholes, just by how they dress and present themselves, you can smell this lady coming a mile away, I wouldn’t trust her to not steal the makeup at her Sephora job.

Can’t wait to install a 5GB driver bundle for my CPU that leaves shit all over the place. No thanks.

The need to have a giant house / car / other oversized, impractical status symbol. It just reeks of insecurity and it’s all bullshit, no one needs houses that big it’s just plain fucking stupid.

The problem with gambling is that you have to put some trust into whatever you’re gambling on, and that’s already bad because there’s no reason you should be trusting them to begin with since whoever is taking your money obviously doesn’t want to give it back. There is no way to tell that what you are gambling on hasn’t been fixed in some way unless you are on the inside in which case it is usually illegal.

If there’s one thing the internet is never wrong about it’s women, I’m sure the collective dating, sex and relationship knowledge of the hivemind that was fed into these things is ace lmao.