To “season” your oven, just cook a cheap frozen pizza directly on the rack. Some cheese will inevitability drip and burn, giving it that classic oven smell.

“hide in a corner”? You mean latibulate?

Is she sitting on the stool with her bare ass?!? Gross!

No, black is the new orange.

Same. Moving is social suicide. Ugh.

I’ve moved too many times, and now I’m in that difficult age where I have teenage children, and all my peers are too focused on their careers. It’s lonely, but I have four (or more) hobbies that I’m really passionate about, so I’m weathering it well enough… And I have my own career, but I work remote.

If any of you find yourselves in San Diego, California, and you want to get coffee/tacos/beer/whatever, send me a message.

Sigh… [unzips]

This isn’t news. This is just hype - probably paid for by said startup.

Or farts, of course… perhaps decibels of loudest fart today?

Percentage of personal wealth donated in the last year to an org or person that they are not affiliated with.

These guys beg to differ: https://globalsumudflotilla.org/

Type O Negative’s version of “Summer Breeze” https://youtu.be/XNo7ZZryuSQ

My house is full of these lil’ guys. They’re chill, but they don’t like it when I try to pet them.