End-Stage-Ligma

Free for them. We foot the bill.

What if we just rm -rf all the pedophiles instead?

Man… maybe that’s why a lot of dates feel like a job interview these days.

That is why I keep slipping hotdogs in people’s apparel. I don’t want to be the bad guy. I want to be liked. But I am undeniably good at what I do, and if I can bring the world together through sheer force of terror then so be it.

Everyone will be faced with constant uncertainty whenever they reach into a pocket or a purse or a buttcrack. No one will be able to trust a friend, or a wife, or a child any longer. Why can’t I get hot water in my shower? I blocked the pipe with a hotdog. Why is the icecream machine at McDonald’s broke? I replaced the cream with hotdogs. Why are there chunks of graphene and other detritus on the roof? I replaced the control rods of reactor no4 with hotdogs.

I am in your walls.

Now imagine refusing perinatal antiretrovirals

Imagine paying some rando to rent their computer. You can totally trust them, right? They’re not in the Epstein files, right?

all the flushed poops congregating at the water treatment plant reunion

I commend Massie on recognizing that his Party’s moral code has shifted to be closer to Lavrentiy Beria than Abraham Lincoln

I’ve reached the point in my life where I find this more arousing than booba

The Irish are some of the most fair complexioned duckers I’ve ever seen excluding a Finn and an albino.

Are you sure racists aren’t just suffering from crippling cognitive disability?

Blursed

Quick! Delete the System32 folder!

can confirm, this is where spiders live inside your body

also pee is stored in the balls

I was making a reference to to Harlan Ellison’s I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream in which characters are kept alive and tortured perpetually. In the end one character takes one for the team, killing the others to end their suffering, and as punishment is reduced to a blob with no limbs or mouth so they can’t harm themselves.

but also I really wanted ice cream

I have no mouth and I must eat icecream

I’m out of the loop here boss. Can you explain what’s going on with Bernie?

Microslop.

Thou hast summoned him

• Newbies
• Gamers
• Developers
• Sys admin
• Daemonologists
• Marxist-Linux-Stallmanists
• The NSA
• Д̶̲̈́͛͂͒р̵̩̳̰͂̐͝у̵̖͕͠г̷̬̬̐͛́
• Femboys and other Arch users
• Hannah Montana

• Kernel: panicked