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Especially if you’re nude.

That’s what a bum towel is for! Or some sort of something washable you can set down wherever you’re going to sit/lie.

lol having multiple cats and referring to them as “the staff” instead of pets.

The staff shat on the carpet again. The staff woke me up to feed them at 4am. The staff were so excited to see me when I came home from work. So excited they shat on the carpet again.

Yeah if I had the right hardware I would, but I don’t have a gaming PC and not looking to buy one any time soon with the state of component pricing.

Sigh I feel like this has been done to death. When are we getting a TP remake? I would actually consider buying a switch 2 for that.

Why not shit on camera again?

A self driving vehicle that you own, sure, but the point of a taxi is that you aren’t supposed to drive. A passenger doesn’t need a drivers license to enter a taxi, doesn’t need to think about how much they’ve had to drink. Also im not from the US but do these things even have steering wheels and pedals? I tried searching and found some articles where Wayne unveiled cars without them, but couldn’t see if they’re now in use commonly.

Air conditioning filters. I need air conditioner filters. My air conditioner filters are filthy. I need to buy air conditioner filters

I’m the same. I use Google maybe 1-2 times a year and only after exhausting my search terms in DDG, most of the time Google also can’t find what I’m looking for.

Countries have different fiscal years! In New Zealand for example, the new fiscal year begins in April, and in Australia it begins in July.

It’s more likely than you think!

Putting the slur in Tesler

How are you going to describe content like that and NOT share it??

The app also raised initial concerns about its potential GPS tracking capability, but the White House has since removed that functionality.

At least that’s been removed. If only that were the only issue…

I’ve got a similar mantra - “it’s not hard, I just have to do it”. And then when it’s done I follow up with a “see, not hard, just had to actually do it”

Oh it wasn’t a criticism, I just thought it was a funny image, someone holding a live mouse and being really serious about it.

When an ordinary person holds a mouse long enough, and takes it seriously enough?

I was expecting this sentence to be a “bird in the hand” type metaphor.

Same here

Not fiction, alternative facts

I love/hate that we even have to ask.