It probably would’ve been something on the Sega Genesis but hell if I know now

Your joke landed like a Stormtrooper’s shot at anything that isn’t a Jawa sandcrawler

As if they would ever be concerned about potential violence in schools

What’s the difference between the two Canada Drys? I mean, the labels are obviously different, but they both just seem to be regular ginger ale from what I can make out. Any Canada Dry superfans that can clarify?

That’s some pig

The sheer audacity to use people’s meetings that they were never meant to be privy to, monetizing them, and then advertising it back to the people they stole it from is unhinged

Anakin never reached the “show don’t tell” portion of his training before his corruption and fall

Because the desk was in the way

employers LLM screening bots will see (and swiftly reject) a stream of résumés (regardless) of once-in-a-lifetime quality

My entire life after high school

Now with pixels:

At least this is only killing the asker and not leading to the whole planet’s destruction as is tradition

Are people still not aware of the replacement fedinsfw.app ?

100% of humans exposed to oxygen died shortly thereafter ^{(on a cosmic timescale)}

Band-Aid and many more

9 Janeways? Just enough for a baseball team. The Sisko will be pleased.

Why’d they change it?