dumbass

That’s a dangers spot to stand.

Jestern Australia?

That’s what weed is for.

Yeah… “fReEdOm CiTy” .

Oompa Loompa doompaty deal

I put my dick in your breakfast cereal

Like one of these but googly eyes instead of tape.

I’ve seen a hat with my tits are down here on it before, it was relieving to have written consent to look.

Yeah, I’d like to censor those pedophile politicians, with my rpg censor.

Not all the peasants are ungrateful!

I work in the produce department and I just tell people to eat the fruit, fuck em.

As a white person, I can wholeheartedly tell him, he can fuck off and die, we don’t accept you, we don’t want you, infact, we want you to fucking die.

It would be a fight between his evil criminal side and his enormously fragile ego.

Does he get ignored to do crimes or does he put himself at the forefront and do crimes

This is like texting your ex at 3am “you up”.

Be the change you want to see.

That’s on you bud!

That’s up to you.

He sneezes and his ears rip out of the Velcro.

Conspiracy theory: Trump is doing everything he’s doing to delay GTA 6 because he knows he will lose the attention spans of everyone.

What about an iPhone? Could you store that in your cheeks?