DUMBASS

I masturbate in spite of you.

For me it’s my two little dogs who get filled with so much energy when I come home that one does constant 360s and the other serenades me with vocal sounds with her little tail flailing around at high speeds.

I could be completely flat and done with the world untill I walk inside and I’m filled with joy by these 2 little shits.

Although, it was a little bit frightening.