doug

Aww, clumsy kitties.

Not AI, so that’s nice.

There was a mostly unremarkable slasher called Thanksgiving that came out a year or so ago and the only thing I recall really enjoying about it was the slasher opting to make sure the cat was taken care of after slaughtering their owners.

Do you have any idea how much cremation costs? Put ‘em back.

Yep.

As an exercise in catharsis I wrote a short found footage film I wanted to make with some friends called How to Prank Your Neighbors! wherein the prank was obviously a fill-in for something way more nefarious.

The setup was something like “say you know your neighbor is a prankster themselves and they were going to take a prank on someone else too far. Is it not your moral obligation to prank them first? Perhaps so badly they cannot do the harmful prank of their own?”

It’d go into how to get around your neighbor’s security system, how to occupy their dog, and get into their house unnoticed so you could then… prank your neighbor.

Friends told me I should pull my punch by the end, so it ended with the protagonist getting pranked by some unseen party who had been observing them because— after all— the protagonist fit their own description of someone who needs to be pranked, but uhh…

…yeah I dunno, I think if you know your neighbor is a Nazi-in-waiting, they don’t deserve to go… unpranked?

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

I had to kick myself off Nextdoor for the sake of my blood pressure. I’m trying to work on my mindfulness and not having such hotheaded reactions, but boy howdy does it make my blood boil seeing such bigotry on the feed.

I learned ND doesn’t permaban users anyway. Only temp bans upwards of 6 months.

Also if you have any warnings on your account you can’t have your account deleted until six months after you’ve been warned.

More of a “glomp,” really.

Nnnnngh. NNNNNNNNNNNNNGH. BAZINGA!

Has the heel ever gone right to left? It’s only been the other way afaik 😔

I recently learned there was a Trump-supporting bar near me with one of those TouchTune jukeboxes you can control remotely. Me and some other people started commandeering it with requests, but sadly a lot of picks were not available— namely Nazi Punks Fuck Off.

If this could make its way into the TouchTunes library, I would be soooooo happy.

plz. where is the shadow cabal of some other government to stop this shit. plz. it’s morons in charge rn there’s a huge blind spot open. plz take it.

I’d sooner stand with a rotting undead army than with your pasty bigoted butthole, you insecure, dickcheese dumbass.