Don Kiedyck

Clever.

Here’s a good one:

“Walker Texas Ranger” <—> “Karate Wrangler Sex”

When you drop an ice cube on the floor and pick it up and put it in the sink instead of kicking it under the refrigerator.

“We are all African.” — Richard Dawkins

Ding-a-ling: Chuck Berry fan

What about tallywhacker? Or schlong?

I’m always left out.

How does one go to a collage?

I hate when autocorrect changes “limp dicks” to “lame ducks”.

Seriously? Just pee in the washing machines like the rest of us.