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12 days agoThis family? John Bender: [Imitating his Father] Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk.
[Imitating his Mother]
John Bender: You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful.
[Father’s voice]
John Bender: Shut up bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie.
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John Bender: I’ll bet he bought those for you. I bet those were a Christmas gift. Right? You know what I got for Christmas? Oh, it was a banner fucking year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, “Hey, smoke up Johnny.”
Theatrics of the rich. Or they know they can’t afford the evil liars like the super wealthy and will be the first to go