Only it’s not free. If you run it in the cloud, it’s heavily subsidized and proactively destroying the planet, and if you run it at home, you’re still using a lot of increasingly unaffordable power, and if you want something smarter than the average American politician, the upfront investment is still very significant.

It’s like a Chromebook, but for Windows. Only it doesn’t run Windows. Please buy our garbage.

This is an obvious marketing exercise to promote their noai subdomain.