One could argue that the sources you listed (broadcast and cable news networks, major outlets like the New York Times, etc.), are the center-right.

Don’t make him say “unprecedented” again.

Oddly enough, username checks out

For “certain” people

We could have flying trains!

Joe Rogan can asphyxiate himself on his own farts

Okay, I would watch this episode of Fear Factor

Alternatively, fuck WFH because otherwise maybe we could have a snow day (depending on your job function and how silly your employer is).

Right after I finish responding to your comment…

I think I’ve seen this one

In a certain sense, I think many of us do.

I’m not part of the administration, but could I get in on that first part, before the fentanyl?

“Then they came for the ironically-named neo-Nazis and… well no, this one’s okay.”

And yet, neither of those blues are quite… it, you know? Surely the next one will be.

The Signal Foundation did? Or Moxie Marlonspike, who I don’t think is technically involved with them anymore? (Not calling you out, I’m not particularly sure of his status there anymore.)

For some reason they’re larping as these idiots

The video didn’t load for me in this article and their supposed link back to the original also didn’t work, so here it is.

Having an awkward talk awkwardly: ew. Having an awkward talk openly: also ew.

Good for your mother, though. I imagine you learned from her what many of us learned from the internet, books, media, peers, partners, and other sources.

More accurately, you’re standing behind the trolley, well off the tracks. Do you step forward, in front of the trolley, so the worst people can create an amorphous and constantly shifting narrative to justify you shooting the trolly driver?

The hot new category at CES 2027 is going to be AI-powered auto door knockers.