Right? “In real time” is another way to say “way too fuckin’ slow,” apparently.

Sure, they can afford a luxury foreign automobile, but one particular drill bit? We’re not made of money!

Welcome to discourse in a post-truth society. Reality doesn’t matter anymore; news agencies can just make shit up, and even the comments on the fake articles are fake.

Rail against it, until it’s the only thing you ever do. A single bot can still post a thousand times more, and on a thousand different accounts, and on a thousand different platforms. Just one of them can formulate fake ideas and then fake arguments with itself that enfold like a fractal, and there is an effectively infinite number of them.

Kessler Syndrome is happening before our very eyes, only on a much more local scale.

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Sounds like a confession to me, let’s name some names!

Right? This article is so full of shit, there’s hardly room left for anything else. It’s like they only collected soundbites from the employees who are furthest from any actual development role…

It’s roughly enough money to just build 100k homes. Why can’t we just do that instead?

😔 Because cruelty is the point.

The Satanic Temple:

It feels like we’re the self-aware folks who don’t fall for Nigerian Prince email scams, looking down our noses at the stupid old folks giving away all their pension checks to some goober at a state-sponsered call center.

Like, we know we’re not that stupid; but it’s a small consolation when you realize just how many stupid people there are out there.

Oh shit, I didn’t even see it till you pointed it out…

It’s only had 1 false alert in the last year and that was caused by a spiderweb on the camera.

Make sure you fill out a bug report.

I’m still concerned that, in their possession, those ballots could be surreptitiously manipulated to show whatever they want them to… It’s wild to me that a judge signed off on that warrant.

Ctrl+A, Ctrl+C, opens word processor, Ctrl+V

DID YOU JUST DOWNLOAD A VIRUS ON MY KEYBOARD?

Why would you even have the position of Manager then?

God DAMN that’s a great question

How can it possibly predict the next word in my sentence when it can’t even predict where/who I want to pee??

Suffocation, no breathing

Don’t give a fuck if the ads are deceiving

😂 Love it when people are like “being an American on an international stage right now is a nuanced topic” and the actual President of these United States of America jumps on his own personal Twitter in the wee hours of the morning like “This is about Me and I don’t like it so everybody else, now you also have to hate this guy now!”

Helped a staff member where I work with this, was not fun.

• She speaks very little English
• Phone is set to display everything in Spanish
• She’s also very old, so phone is set to display everything in 72pt font
• Does not remember her password for ANYTHING, not even one we set together and wrote down to keep in her purse
• Personal email is Hotmail
• Recovery email on the Hotmail account belonged to her husband who died a decade ago
• Recovery phone number on the Hotmail account is her old phone number, no one has access to it
• Hotmail account recovery wants me to provide the subject line and send dates from three emails… There is zero chance of this

Went back and forth with Microsoft for days before we got her back in.

Anecdotally, it’s mostly boomers, but there’s a handful of 20’s-30’s too. I went on my first and only cruise, a Carnival, with five friends circa 2016. We split two rooms and a drink package. The casinos were packed with the eldest, and the younger folks just double-fisted mixed drinks all day (our plan). Saw at least a few get carted off the pool deck in wheelchairs. The food was legitimately great, never seen such excess before or since. Everything else was meh, including the stops in the Bahamas (though that was mostly due to the weather being terrible).

4/10 experience at best and the value we managed to get probably hasn’t existed for years now.

The staff were innumerable and worked so hard to facilitate a good experience for all the passengers. Not surprising to hear they’re underpaid. :/ One more reason I’ve not sought out another cruise experience.

“Yeah, this 8+ year Olympic athlete over here, what a loser,” said the obese old rapist, via his own Twitter rip-off made exclusively for other sad individuals, flanked by a washed-up children’s YouTuber and a man in his late 50’s who chose the name “kid” for himself.

Racism and Little Dick Energy?