AreaKode

Ah. Your company has entered the Venture Capitolism stage. Your sacrifices will pump up your CEO’s Golden Parachute just before he jumps out of the building.

This is the stage where it is best to get out. The building is coming down.

That’s gonna be another Trump campaign donation to make this go away. Not sure if you can get away with that TWICE for the same incident though…

Again?! Pure coincidence!

And there’s NOBODY who could have foreseen this…

The only rule of the grift is: Never steal from the rich.

Enemy of the people. Vote him out!

Don’t they already have those? They’re called “Lockers”.

So, it’s more than just a simple cause? Nah. That sounds like a whole thing. Just blame Tylenol or some shit!

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Sort of like how he is having a new battleship be designed. Battleships have been mostly obsolete since the 1950s…

And since The Constitution says Trump can’t run again, it doesn’t matter that The Constitution says Mamdani can’t run either!

I feel like we need more of a story here!

I get it. I have to do the same thing at a crowded bathroom urinal.

I wish I lived in a first world country who could provide reasonable public transportation so I didn’t have to deal with driving for EVERYTHING in my life.

To be fair, the guy did figure out how to make a pillow Nazi propaganda.

Most peoples’ first step isn’t lynching. This serves as a symbol for what is to come if they don’t stop their incessant greed. They should be afraid.

It’s finally official.

It’s the future!