Until plant X is found and it turns out it cannot be really classified as a planet, but some type of super dim dead star.

“I’m the most popular president in history. This has never happened before. I am so popular. It’s really great.”

The orange turd, likely in a few days or weeks

A cure for cancer is a perfect example. Research has been going on for a century and cumulatively amassed 100s of billions of dollars of funding. It has failed constantly to find a cure, but our understanding of the disease, treatment, how to conduct research, and prevention have all massively increased.

Cancer != cancer. There are hundreds of types of cancer. Many types meant certain death 50 years ago and can be treated and cured now with high reliability. “The” cure for cancer likely doesn’t exist because “the” cancer is not a singular thing, but a categorization for a type of diseases.

Hostile reminder that vi exists.