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Cake day: December 29th, 2023

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  • Farva : Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.

    Burger Guy : [into mic] Double baco cheeseburger. It’s for a cop.

    Farva : What the hell’s that all about? You gonna spit in it now?

    Burger Guy : No, I just told him that so he makes it good.

    [into mic] Burger Guy : Don’t spit in that cop’s burger.

    Farva : Yeah, thanks.

    Second Burger Guy : Roger, hold the spit.

    Farva : Gimme a pie… apple.

    Burger Guy : Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.

    Burger Guy : Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?

    Farva : Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?

    Burger Guy : It’s only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.

    Thorny : Look, kid, he doesn’t want it.

    Farva : I can handle this, Thorn. I don’t want it!

    Burger Guy : Uhh, right. Beverage?

    Farva : Gimme a litre o’ cola.

    Burger Guy : What?

    Farva : A litre o’ cola!

    Burger Guy : [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?

    Thorny : Will you just order a large, Farva?

    Farva : I don’t want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o’ cola!

    Burger Guy : I don’t know what that is!

    Farva : Litre is French for… give me my fuckin’ cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN’ LIP!













  • I’m not religious and have plenty of issues with organized religion in general but I do support any Christians who aspire to live by the teachings Jesus actually preached. And it’s always good to see someone like this Reverend here, willing to call out conservatives who wear their supposed piety on their sleeves while espousing bigoted, selfish, reprehensible beliefs.