Dayum I feel old. An over 27 year old meme reference to the lochness monster.

I think it’s safe to say it’s safe to say, >85% corporate trolling and public manipulation.

Sad but this is likely what we’ll see. This is why you need to let them cut off their noses, so they can start turning on each other. It’s not what you want to see, but interfering only gives them new targets to try placing blame on.

Zuckerberg, looks like he has alopecia universalis, like Stan Sitwell from Arrested Development.

I know the feeling these days… It feels almost impossible to stay afloat with any preexisting medical condition.

At this point, my instincts and the reptile part of the brain saying, “I grow weary of being, nice.” There are no rewards for nice anymore, so time to bite.

Every 30 seconds. But went and removed the battery -to stop the sound- and it’s still running after plugging it back in lol. But I’ll be buying 2 batteries from them for $51, and waiting until they’re arrive. I guess it’s a law in California to have a battery backup?

Is the a chance I can disconnect the batteries and use the garage door like an older garage door? Doubt I’ll ever need to use the battery backup function.

I would nap if the kids would actually nap lol. Is there a chance I can easily just disconnect the batteries and ignore the problem and still have it work on AC power?

Would be a better option… cause I’ve never had the garage power go out in the 25y/o in the old garage door. Paying every 2 years for a feature I don’t need seems crazy.

I would normally search deeper before asking, but I have all the kids today and everyone’s sick with either the flu or strep.

I understand the enjoyment with sarcasm, but please try understanding there’s a reason I’m asking strangers who have actually slept in the last 36 hours lol

That was me, I’m surprised anyone remembered.

He seems to agree with his mom, but I’m a little concerned he might need to reapply/select yearly.

He’s a great guy but emotionally not doing great over the last few years, so I’m trying to double check.

Sociopaths all the way down.

They got him cheap, the man is a bargain whore… actually, I take that back, I wouldn’t want to insult prostitutes.

How else can we all survive on credit cards, with everything being so damn expensive. With every company out there squeezing us like turnips for every last cent.

He said he was the best father to two of his sons… 🤔

Even in the photo chosen for him he has the grin of a narcissistic sociopath

That’s been my plan, knowing what parts are safe for eating, it won’t be long before us cannibals are smoking them out. Or, at the very least slow cooking lol

Peanuses… it sounds like a slang term for Charles Shultz worst nightmare, Peanuts porn 😂

I never said anything about the elderly, maybe stop listening to the voices in your head?