my dick may be small but it sure smells like big one!

I think you may have reworded this on purpose for hilariousness (which it is).

The joke goes, though: my dick may be small but it smells like a foot.

Jurisdictional authority.

I was referring to the little bandit masks they wear.

When you play RPS with civilized individuals, you’re meant to speak aloud your chosen object at the same time as creating the shape with your hand. The winner then proclaims victory by saying “mine”, and the next round begins.

Sorry, do ICE think they breathe a different air than protestors or do masks suddenly work at filtering out respiratory agents?

Why does sorting by trending only show posts from December 10th?

No one wants personalized answers. They want smart answers, like what was promised: talking to a professor. The promise of AI was to help me look smart on the internet. I’m a dumbass, why would I want you to tell me more dumbass things?

Oh no, if they cap interest rates at 10% then Capital One will take away my 1% cash back rewards program.

On that, we can agree!

Signed, a Pirates fan.

Damn, this works against all my enemies. MAGA and Cincinnati Reds fans.

That is 100% true. Many states have open carry with idiots just itching for an excuse to shoot at something.

Mulva?

At a minimum, don’t do this during any hunting season.

They made interfering with ICE operations domestic terrorism, just so they could say this without lying.

That’s Jenny’s phone number.

Trump capturing Greenland is the same as Russia capturing Greenland, which is why trying to convince him to target Russian ghost ships is not going to work.

It is a problem. This article is about all dog deaths, from rabid dogs angling for ankles to the innocent by-standard poodle. I wish it had more info specific to incident breakdown.

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That’s fair, I’m not really giving these conversations a lot of effort because Lemmings tend to be needlessly contrarian and pick apart every little thing you say.

Oh, boy. I’m doing none of those things for randos on Lemmy just because they lack critical thinking.